Never throw a Sock…
Here is the Joke of the day for March 3, 20014
Person 1: Well I am grounded.
Person 2: What the heck did you do this time??
Person 1: My mom asked me to do the laundry and she threw a sock at me!
Person 1: Master has presented me with a sock..Doby is FREEEEE!
Person 2: LOL! I have taught you well my little house elf!